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Daddy, want to come throw with me?
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- Oh, I'm actually in the middle of...
- Not you.
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- Okay.
- Oh, uh, yeah, but just for a bit
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while, uh, Gloria and Joe
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go through some of your
old toys in the garage.
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- I'll fly there.
- Mm-hmm.
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GLORIA: Okay, vamanos!
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Kid loves that cape.
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So, I see your stance on sons
wearing accessories has evolved.
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The cape gives him superpowers.
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What did leg warmers give you?
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Flair. They gave me flair.
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Leave me alone, okay?
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Everybody, leave me alone.
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Hey! What's all that?
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(sighs) I just... I'm sorry.
I just need a night away.
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- Here. Want to help?
- I don't do that.
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Okay.
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It's just... it's been a lot recently,
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you know, coming off
of a really long trial,
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Cam's spring cleaning frenzy,
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hauling Lily all over for softball,
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pretending to care about softball.
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Oh, I get needing time away.
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I was married to your mother.
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Like you are now.
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I have it all planned out.
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I drive to the desert.
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I check into the Markham...
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a few hours by the pool, massage,
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then I head downstairs
for a juicy steak frites,
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just me and my book,
which can't talk to me.
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- So do it.
- (sighs)
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Asking Cam to go away alone
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is three weeks of wounded crazy
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that I... I don't want
to deal with right now.
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Don't ask, tell. Isn't
that what you fought for?
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Okay, I don't know
what to address first.
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Uh, Jay, Gloria's ready to go.
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All right. Take it easy.
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You have a good one, too... Mrs. Tucker.
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- (door closes)
- (chuckles)
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Why'd he call you Mrs. Tucker?
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Why does he wear those
boxy jeans? I don't know.
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No, seriously. W-Why
is he messing with you?
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(sighs) All right, yeah, what the hell.
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Um, I told him how I would love to go
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to the desert for a night.
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- Okay, yeah. Fun. Let's go!
- Hold, please.
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How I would love to go to
the desert for a night alone.
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- I don't care.
- All right.
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If you want to go alone,
go alone. I don't care.
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Oh, see, you said "I don't care" twice.
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Because that's how much I don't care.
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Why are you still here?
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Cam, don't be hurt. I'm
not running from you.
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- Here.
- And I'm not folding that.
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I just wanted a night alone, okay?
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Lily's going to that sleepover tonight.
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- It seemed like a good night to do it.
- So, go!
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You know, I don't love the implication
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that I'm so needy I can't
spend one night by myself.
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I didn't say that.
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You didn't not say that.
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And you're not not being needy.
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Well, to show you how not needy I am,
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I... will pack your bag for you.
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It's already packed?
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Oh, yeah, well, this is the third time
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I've tried asking you.
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Bye. I love you. Okay.
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♪ ♪
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Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb
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- PHIL: Oh, hello, Claire.
- Hi, honey.
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I just got back from
the most beaut... Oh!
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Oh, indeed.
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Welcome to your pre-recorded seduction.
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Mama likes!
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Papa knows.
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That's right.
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I know my wife so well,
I was able to anticipate
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her questions before she asked them.
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Well, this is kind of fun.
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The sexiest?
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I don't know. The world's
a pretty big place.
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Help yourself to a glass
of wine, my love.
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Oh, it's kind of early in the day,
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but how often do we get the
house completely to ourselves?
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Easy, thirsty!
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I've got plans for you.
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Hint... this won't be the last time
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you see me on a sheet today.
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(snaps fingers)
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Now you.
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Well, I guess your beautiful
lunch will have to wait.
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(door opens)
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Someone's here! No, Claire!
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- What?
- Yes, Claire.
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Show me those pretty feet.
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- How do you turn this thing off?
- The sheet said yes.
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You know what's not real
conducive to studying?
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100 nerds crying in every
different Asian language!
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You knew finals were coming, people.
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Calm the hell down!
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LUKE: Oh, good. You're here.
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Do we have any corn?
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What is happening? Are those chickens?
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Epic senior prank.
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Don't make it too epic.
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- How will you top it next year?
- Get them out. Get them out.
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- Now, now, now.
- I need to grab something upstairs.
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Oh, God. Come on, guys.
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- (door opens, closes)
- The door!
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What is going on?
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Guess who I found driving
through the neighborhood
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who insisted on stopping over to say hi
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with his new wife and her kids!
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It was me! Dylan.
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- You know, from before?
- BOTH: Yeah.
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Mr. and Mrs. D, this is my wife,
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Dr. Elaine Kolchuck.
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Doctor?
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Yeah, I don't know why he does that.
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And these are my
beauties, Betty and Janice.
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- CLAIRE: Mm-hmm.
- And this is my son Douglas.
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(chuckles) Your son.
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That's not weird.
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Anyway, I just wanted to pick
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something up that I left here.
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(drawer opens)
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Bam!
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Oh, wait. Uh...
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Bam! Your dad did that.
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Yellow's the hardest side.
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- (crack)
- Ah.
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What was that sound? What happened?
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LUKE: Broke the banister. I'll fix it!
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- What's this thing?
- (beep)
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- No! No!
- Oh!
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- Oh, no!
- And now...
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- No, no, no, no!
- ... a treat for you.
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No! No!
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- Everybody go home!
- (seductive music plays)
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No!
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♪ Watching sports with
my feet on the table ♪
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♪ This is the best ♪
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♪ This is the best ♪
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♪ Being alone is the best ♪
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- "Rescue Me."
- What?
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That was the name of the TV show
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I couldn't remember at dinner last week.
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Come on. Let's pop it in.
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No. It's a bad time, Cam.
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Turns out, it wasn't the allergies.
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I feel terrible.
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You shouldn't be close to me.
I don't want to get you sick.
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Oh, gosh. No danger of that.
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I have the immune system of a horse.
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When I was a kid, I
needed a transfusion,
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and there was a mix-up with the vials.
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I've contacted Marvel Comics repeatedly,
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but they don't seem interested.
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Come on. I'll make
you some chicken soup.
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Manny! Hey, hey!
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And who is this?
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Cam, this is Sierra, my...
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Gosh, what would you
call us at this point?
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Teacher-assigned study partners.
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As you can see, I've got
a lot of work to do, so...
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Yeah, we only have another half-hour.
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I promised my dad I'd get an oil change.
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- Oh, well, Manny can do that.
- Really?
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Yeah! Pull your car into the garage.
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Just be careful not
to hit his weight set
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or his power tools.
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Wow. That would be awesome.
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Cam, I know you're
trying to help, but stop.
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I'm clueless about cars,
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and I really don't want her
hitting Mom's weight set.
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I'm gonna talk you through it.
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Okay, missy, whatever
you're working on over here,
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- let me take over.
- No, no, no. You can't.
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This is my abuela's
special fever cure.
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Please hand me the dried scorpion.
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You're gonna eat this?
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No, don't be stupid.
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I am gonna wrap it in a rag
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and I am gonna let it soak into my head.
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Okay. You know what?
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Let's get you to bed, and
I will bring it to you.
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- I can follow a recipe. Go on.
- No, no, no. It's...
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- Go on.
- Be careful.
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All right. Ground chicken beak.
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Mashed crickets.
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(gasps) Ew! Cilantro? Ugh.
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I'll grab your room key.
Restroom's over there.
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Thank you so much. I
just drove the whole way.
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I had a huge iced tea, and...
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What am I doing? You
know why people pee. Okay.
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Hey, Colin. Might have been
hasty turning down that site map.
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I've walked into the same
Bar Mitzvah twice now.
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Hey!
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- Whatcha doing here?
- Me?
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- Mm-hmm.
- You said Cam wouldn't let you come.
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I thought it was safe.
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Safe to what, steal my special day?
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Well, you made it sound so good!
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The pool, the steak, no one to talk to.
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Well, now we have someone
to talk to. Thanks a lot.
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Look, the place is gigantic.
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You do your thing, I'll do mine.
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Oh, my God. Dad, you even
stole the book that I'm reading.
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When you were over at the
house, I peeked at the jacket.
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I'm not gonna read something
Larry King called "Crazy good"?
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Fine. I'll see you back
in civilization, okay?
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Thank you. Okay.
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Uh, you sure you don't need
a site map? Oh, no. I'm fine.
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I've been here a million
times. Thank you so much.
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- ("Hava Nagila" plays)
- GUESTS: Mazel tov!
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Are you trying to make me fail?!
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Sweetheart, I know that you're stressed,
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and we are so proud...
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that you stopped pulling
out your eyelashes.
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So proud. We are a little
concerned about this new, uh,
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- pen-up-the-nose tic.
- It's... it's not a tic!
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It's just something some
people do occasionally.
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- Where is it...
- It's right... it's right...
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- You got it right there.
- Ah! Damn it!
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- (sighs)
- (laughing) I mean, the crazy thing is
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I'm happy Dylan found that old
lady with those hideous kids.
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I mean, how funny is it
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(voice breaking) that he
is the one that settled down
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and is doing so great while I'm alone
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basically forever?
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(laughs)
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Could you please go be
tragic somewhere else?
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- (pounding)
- (gasps)
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- Dylan, are you back?
- LUKE: I'm fixing the banister!
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(groans) This is a nightmare!
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You're not better than us.
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I am so much better than you!
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I'm not the one with
the pen up her nose.
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(groans)
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At least I have a boyfriend.
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(gasps) Who says that?
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- Uh-oh!
- Oh, God.
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- Oh, God!
- Haley crying about Dylan,
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Alex freaking out about school,
this is like a big déjà vu.
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No, déjà vu is when you imagine
250
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that you've seen something before.
251
00:08:01,931 --> 00:08:03,791
This is just vu!
252
00:08:04,392 --> 00:08:06,448
In hindsight, I should
have pulled my head out
253
00:08:06,472 --> 00:08:08,005
before I nailed the post back in.
254
00:08:08,006 --> 00:08:09,422
Buddy...
255
00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:11,943
- Live and learn.
- If only you ever did.
256
00:08:11,944 --> 00:08:13,002
(groans)
257
00:08:13,027 --> 00:08:14,212
Okay.
258
00:08:14,213 --> 00:08:16,291
I think I may have
gone too deep this time.
259
00:08:16,316 --> 00:08:18,783
Sweet Caligula, that's a lot of blood.
260
00:08:18,784 --> 00:08:20,718
Why would Dylan change his phone number?
261
00:08:20,719 --> 00:08:23,387
Do you know how long it took
him to memorize the last one?!
262
00:08:23,388 --> 00:08:24,594
Both sides now?
263
00:08:24,619 --> 00:08:26,207
Don't hate this glue smell.
264
00:08:26,232 --> 00:08:28,625
Now comes the blood-loss migraine.
265
00:08:28,650 --> 00:08:30,328
Oh, you know what? I-I
can go get some medicine.
266
00:08:30,329 --> 00:08:31,629
Oh, no. You know, I can do that.
267
00:08:31,630 --> 00:08:32,930
Actually, my car's blocking your car.
268
00:08:32,931 --> 00:08:34,406
Yeah, that's not a
big deal. You know why?
269
00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:38,067
Because I can take your
car instead of mine! Bye!
270
00:08:39,570 --> 00:08:42,507
No. No, no, no! No way!
271
00:08:43,546 --> 00:08:45,421
- Oh, my God.
- Knock it off!
272
00:08:45,446 --> 00:08:46,944
Mind your own business!
273
00:08:46,945 --> 00:08:48,045
I would love to.
274
00:08:48,046 --> 00:08:50,181
But now I'm wondering
if all that gasping
275
00:08:50,182 --> 00:08:51,716
is about something I've already read
276
00:08:51,717 --> 00:08:53,050
or something coming up!
277
00:08:53,051 --> 00:08:54,519
I'm on page 312.
278
00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:55,920
Don't tell me that!
279
00:08:55,921 --> 00:08:58,556
Now I know there's a
gasp coming in 20 pages.
280
00:08:58,687 --> 00:09:00,358
(chuckles)
281
00:09:00,359 --> 00:09:03,038
Of course. You're following me.
282
00:09:03,829 --> 00:09:06,230
Oh, I-I'm sorry. I thought
you were someone else.
283
00:09:06,231 --> 00:09:08,099
What the hell did I just witness?
284
00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:09,945
Oh, good Lord.
285
00:09:10,602 --> 00:09:13,104
Oh! Good Lord!
286
00:09:13,105 --> 00:09:15,973
Tell me about this
sea bass special again.
287
00:09:15,974 --> 00:09:17,875
Mediterranean prep, en papillote...
288
00:09:17,876 --> 00:09:19,744
Oh. Really?
289
00:09:19,745 --> 00:09:21,279
Yeah. Baked in paper
290
00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:22,914
with tomato, red pepper,
291
00:09:22,915 --> 00:09:24,415
capers, onion, olives.
292
00:09:24,416 --> 00:09:26,217
Literally my favorite fish dish.
293
00:09:26,218 --> 00:09:28,119
Would you recommend that over the steak?
294
00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:31,122
Hey, I was kind of in the
middle of my own thing here.
295
00:09:31,123 --> 00:09:32,790
Would you recommend it over the steak?
296
00:09:32,791 --> 00:09:34,692
- They're both great.
- Fine. Steak.
297
00:09:34,693 --> 00:09:35,726
Stick with the plan.
298
00:09:35,727 --> 00:09:37,461
And I'll have a glass
of the Merryvale Cab.
299
00:09:37,462 --> 00:09:38,829
Yeah, me too. Thank you.
300
00:09:38,854 --> 00:09:40,541
Sorry, the Merryvale Ca...
301
00:09:40,566 --> 00:09:42,643
uh, doesn't come by the glass.
302
00:09:42,668 --> 00:09:44,302
It-it seems like you
two know each other.
303
00:09:44,303 --> 00:09:46,237
You could split the fish and steak
304
00:09:46,238 --> 00:09:47,939
and share the bottle of wine.
305
00:09:47,940 --> 00:09:49,273
Not doing that.
306
00:09:49,274 --> 00:09:50,942
Never said we were.
307
00:09:50,943 --> 00:09:52,610
This is actually my dad.
308
00:09:52,611 --> 00:09:56,347
I came here for some alone
time, but he copycatted me.
309
00:09:56,348 --> 00:09:57,615
He said he wasn't coming
310
00:09:57,616 --> 00:09:59,850
because his scary
partner said he couldn't.
311
00:09:59,851 --> 00:10:01,819
Scary husband!
312
00:10:01,820 --> 00:10:03,120
Still hits my ear wrong.
313
00:10:03,121 --> 00:10:05,990
Wow. So, you're not even gonna...
314
00:10:05,991 --> 00:10:07,625
I-I'm sorry.
315
00:10:07,626 --> 00:10:10,294
Uh, just, my dad passed
away when I was 10,
316
00:10:10,295 --> 00:10:12,196
and I'd love to have
dinner with him again.
317
00:10:12,197 --> 00:10:14,999
Oh, Austin. That's so sad.
318
00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,634
Terrible story.
319
00:10:16,635 --> 00:10:18,501
Makes you think.
320
00:10:19,171 --> 00:10:20,571
Anyway, I'll have a
glass of any of the reds.
321
00:10:20,572 --> 00:10:22,974
White for me. Thank you.
322
00:10:24,071 --> 00:10:26,470
I'm sorry, buddy. I didn't
mean to pull your leg so hard.
323
00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:29,288
- What?!
- Dylan was my romantic safety net.
324
00:10:29,313 --> 00:10:31,649
How is a person supposed
to live without one?
325
00:10:31,650 --> 00:10:33,017
Alex, I'm asking!
326
00:10:33,018 --> 00:10:34,785
It is scientifically impossible
327
00:10:34,786 --> 00:10:36,420
for me to care less about your... Ow!
328
00:10:36,421 --> 00:10:37,822
Head down, honey.
329
00:10:37,823 --> 00:10:39,445
- What?!
- Where is your mom?
330
00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:41,648
She's been gone for over an hour.
331
00:10:41,673 --> 00:10:43,062
She's just sitting in the car.
332
00:10:43,087 --> 00:10:44,528
- What?!
- What?!
333
00:10:44,529 --> 00:10:47,398
She's just sitting... never mind!
334
00:10:49,568 --> 00:10:50,931
(sighs)
335
00:10:50,956 --> 00:10:52,503
Oh! Hi.
336
00:10:52,504 --> 00:10:55,039
Hi. How long you been sitting out here?
337
00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:57,808
That's a weird question.
I literally just drove in.
338
00:10:57,809 --> 00:10:58,809
Oh.
339
00:10:58,810 --> 00:11:00,077
- (knocking)
- Aah!
340
00:11:00,078 --> 00:11:01,746
Sorry. We usually try to
get here in under 30 minutes.
341
00:11:01,747 --> 00:11:02,813
Yeah, thank you. Okay.
342
00:11:02,814 --> 00:11:04,415
Thank you.
343
00:11:04,416 --> 00:11:06,254
Oh, God. Phil...
344
00:11:06,279 --> 00:11:07,623
I can't go back in there.
345
00:11:07,648 --> 00:11:09,182
I'm sorry. I tried.
346
00:11:09,207 --> 00:11:11,188
I opened the door, but
my legs wouldn't move.
347
00:11:11,189 --> 00:11:12,636
Honey...
348
00:11:16,906 --> 00:11:18,240
Drive.
349
00:11:18,265 --> 00:11:19,964
What? What about Alex's pills?
350
00:11:19,965 --> 00:11:21,465
(Pills rattle, thud)
351
00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:23,304
- Drive.
- Oh!
352
00:11:29,274 --> 00:11:30,741
So... so we're running away from home.
353
00:11:30,742 --> 00:11:32,325
I mean, i-i-is that okay?
354
00:11:32,350 --> 00:11:33,711
Yes. We live with three adults.
355
00:11:33,712 --> 00:11:35,379
We're basically landlords
in an apartment building.
356
00:11:35,380 --> 00:11:37,921
- We're the Ropers!
- Yes! Yes!
357
00:11:37,946 --> 00:11:40,051
We could just drive and drive.
358
00:11:40,052 --> 00:11:43,087
Exactly! We've earned the right
to live the empty-nesters' life
359
00:11:43,088 --> 00:11:45,089
even though we're still full-nesters.
360
00:11:45,090 --> 00:11:47,397
Oh, my God! Do you
remember that bottle of wine
361
00:11:47,422 --> 00:11:49,278
we put aside the night Haley was born?
362
00:11:49,303 --> 00:11:50,604
Yes! We were gonna open it
363
00:11:50,629 --> 00:11:52,857
- the night all three of them moved out.
- Uh-huh.
364
00:11:52,882 --> 00:11:54,598
And watch one of the
thousands of movies we missed
365
00:11:54,599 --> 00:11:56,634
'cause they were sick or hungry
366
00:11:56,635 --> 00:11:58,636
or choking on the
head of a Power Ranger.
367
00:11:58,637 --> 00:12:01,939
I am a woman who has never
seen "Thelma and Louise."
368
00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:04,208
That's the only Harvey
Keitel movie I've missed!
369
00:12:04,209 --> 00:12:07,177
- Where are we going?
- Let's let the universe decide.
370
00:12:09,181 --> 00:12:13,584
"Family is a gift you
receive every day."
371
00:12:15,096 --> 00:12:17,085
So they're making sarcastic ones now?
372
00:12:17,110 --> 00:12:19,692
(both laugh)
373
00:12:19,717 --> 00:12:21,545
- Squirrel!
- (tires screech)
374
00:12:22,952 --> 00:12:24,495
- Uh-oh.
- _
375
00:12:24,496 --> 00:12:27,319
I think we just ruined
someone's graduation.
376
00:12:27,678 --> 00:12:29,403
- CAMERON: Hey.
- Ay!
377
00:12:29,428 --> 00:12:32,069
- I must have fallen asleep.
- I don't see how.
378
00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:35,539
The fumes coming off of that
potion are something else.
379
00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:37,475
Yes. When we're done with
this, don't throw it out
380
00:12:37,476 --> 00:12:38,820
because with a teaspoon,
381
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:41,177
- I can clean the swimming pool.
- (cellphone chimes)
382
00:12:41,202 --> 00:12:43,310
Okay, Manny needs to
see me in the garage.
383
00:12:43,335 --> 00:12:45,475
- I will be right back.
- Yeah, but come right back
384
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:48,489
because this cannot stay
longer than five minutes.
385
00:12:48,514 --> 00:12:51,055
Oh, and just for fun, what would happen
386
00:12:51,056 --> 00:12:54,458
if it stayed on for,
say, I don't know, 17?
387
00:12:54,459 --> 00:12:56,827
Well, they say that...
388
00:12:56,828 --> 00:12:58,295
Ay, no!
389
00:12:58,296 --> 00:12:59,514
No!
390
00:12:59,539 --> 00:13:03,467
You used Joe's cape
for the smelly thing?
391
00:13:03,468 --> 00:13:05,663
You know how important this is for him?
392
00:13:05,688 --> 00:13:08,054
- No.
- It goes me, the cape,
393
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,440
chocolate chip cookies,
394
00:13:09,441 --> 00:13:10,674
and then Jay!
395
00:13:10,675 --> 00:13:12,046
Well, can't we just say Jay ruined it,
396
00:13:12,071 --> 00:13:14,154
since he's already so far down the list?
397
00:13:14,179 --> 00:13:16,171
Has anyone seen my cape?
398
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,841
Uh, no. What's it look like?
399
00:13:17,866 --> 00:13:19,677
Like a cape!
400
00:13:19,702 --> 00:13:23,091
Sorry. It's just so stressful.
401
00:13:23,116 --> 00:13:25,099
- (cellphone chimes)
- You know what? I have to go to Manny.
402
00:13:25,124 --> 00:13:27,091
Then I'll clean Joe's
cape. Then I'll be back.
403
00:13:27,092 --> 00:13:28,159
It's okay. Go.
404
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:31,451
We will all be waiting
for you here in Cancún.
405
00:13:31,476 --> 00:13:33,390
(cellphone chimes)
406
00:13:36,031 --> 00:13:37,778
Something's wrong.
There's oil everywhere!
407
00:13:37,803 --> 00:13:40,585
Well, you probably just need
to tighten the drain plug.
408
00:13:40,610 --> 00:13:41,782
- (gasps)
- Oh!
409
00:13:41,807 --> 00:13:43,123
(air hissing)
410
00:13:43,148 --> 00:13:44,775
You popped her tire?!
411
00:13:44,776 --> 00:13:46,646
It's okay. It's all right.
412
00:13:46,671 --> 00:13:48,445
Where does Jay keep his patch kit?
413
00:13:48,446 --> 00:13:50,181
It took me 20 minutes
to find the light switch.
414
00:13:50,182 --> 00:13:51,351
I'm gonna know where a patch kit is?
415
00:13:51,376 --> 00:13:53,818
Don't panic. I saw one here earlier.
416
00:13:53,819 --> 00:13:55,132
Oh, oh!
417
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:56,954
Here it is.
418
00:13:56,955 --> 00:13:58,498
- Oh, no! No!
- What?
419
00:13:58,523 --> 00:13:59,824
That's Joe's cape!
420
00:13:59,825 --> 00:14:01,158
(gasps) Oh, no!
421
00:14:01,159 --> 00:14:02,827
Joe loves this cape more than anything.
422
00:14:02,828 --> 00:14:04,445
It goes me, the cape,
423
00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:05,945
- chocolate chip cookies...
- Almost done, Manny?
424
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,029
Oh, hey.
425
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,999
Yeah, well, he would
be if I wasn't out here
426
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,035
asking him so many
questions about, you know,
427
00:14:11,036 --> 00:14:13,031
how to... how to patch a tire, but...
428
00:14:13,056 --> 00:14:15,005
like he said, the directions
are written clearly down
429
00:14:15,006 --> 00:14:16,273
inside the patch kit.
430
00:14:16,274 --> 00:14:17,608
And then if you get in a real jam,
431
00:14:17,609 --> 00:14:19,625
there's tons of videos online, anyway.
432
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:20,841
Shouldn't we give him some space?
433
00:14:20,866 --> 00:14:22,133
Maybe get some... some tea?
434
00:14:22,158 --> 00:14:23,275
Oh!
435
00:14:24,883 --> 00:14:27,536
So, do you have a
date for spring formal?
436
00:14:27,561 --> 00:14:30,362
I probably won't even go.
I have nothing to wear.
437
00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:33,624
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
438
00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:35,059
It's not that big of a deal.
439
00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:37,294
I mean, people are starving.
440
00:14:37,295 --> 00:14:38,595
Oh.
441
00:14:41,137 --> 00:14:42,715
This isn't a sign, is it?
442
00:14:42,730 --> 00:14:44,902
Well, it's not a sturdy one,
but they're only fifth-graders.
443
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,693
No! No, that we shouldn't have run away!
444
00:14:46,694 --> 00:14:49,236
No. We're just gonna tie
this off, hit the open road,
445
00:14:49,261 --> 00:14:50,764
and keep driving until the toilets flush
446
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:51,798
in the other direction.
447
00:14:51,799 --> 00:14:53,816
Oh, God! Oh, no! It's floating away!
448
00:14:53,841 --> 00:14:55,135
Oh! Oh, okay!
449
00:14:55,136 --> 00:14:56,303
It's caught in the
tree. We can reach it.
450
00:14:56,304 --> 00:14:57,807
- Get on my shoulders!
- What?
451
00:14:57,832 --> 00:14:59,749
Right! Oh, yeah, right. Oh!
452
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,658
Okay, I forgot about
that. Oh, wait. Go forward!
453
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:02,976
It's too high!
454
00:15:02,977 --> 00:15:05,078
Just reach for the string! Are
you reaching for the string?
455
00:15:05,079 --> 00:15:07,414
No, I'm pretending I'm
at a Def Leppard concert!
456
00:15:07,415 --> 00:15:08,917
It's right there! Just grab it!
457
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:10,284
I can't reach it, Phil!
458
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,410
I can't reach "The Next Chapter!"
459
00:15:12,435 --> 00:15:14,063
Oh, my God. Let me down. Let me down.
460
00:15:14,088 --> 00:15:15,088
- What?
- Let me down.
461
00:15:15,089 --> 00:15:16,523
What?
462
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:18,959
Don't you see what the
universe is trying to tell us?
463
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,194
We are never gonna
reach the next chapter.
464
00:15:21,195 --> 00:15:22,863
Luke's not going to college.
465
00:15:22,864 --> 00:15:24,731
Haley's gonna grow old in the basement.
466
00:15:24,732 --> 00:15:27,487
Alex is just gonna keep
coming back to taunt us
467
00:15:27,512 --> 00:15:28,969
and use up our tissues!
468
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,104
I don't think the universe
cares that much about us.
469
00:15:31,105 --> 00:15:33,140
Phil, we tried to run away,
470
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,242
and I can still see
our chimney from here.
471
00:15:35,243 --> 00:15:36,810
It's over.
472
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,161
Oh, yeah.
473
00:15:38,186 --> 00:15:39,590
This is it.
474
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,624
"Welcome...
475
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,417
"to our life!"
476
00:15:43,816 --> 00:15:45,653
- Ha!
- Sweetheart,
477
00:15:45,989 --> 00:15:47,654
I-I am as upset as you are,
478
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:51,161
but since when did anything
work out the way we planned?
479
00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:52,942
We didn't plan on having Haley.
480
00:15:52,967 --> 00:15:54,861
We didn't plan on having Alex.
481
00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:56,096
We did plan on having Luke,
482
00:15:56,097 --> 00:15:58,442
but we didn't plan on having Luke.
483
00:15:58,467 --> 00:16:01,703
I'm having a tantrum.
And I love our kids, I do.
484
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:02,970
Most of the time, I do.
485
00:16:02,971 --> 00:16:04,538
It's just I had this...
486
00:16:04,539 --> 00:16:07,802
this picture of how our
life would look right now.
487
00:16:08,776 --> 00:16:09,843
(sighs)
488
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,012
- This is not that.
- No.
489
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,451
Yeah.
490
00:16:13,476 --> 00:16:14,576
I get it.
491
00:16:14,601 --> 00:16:15,621
(sighs)
492
00:16:15,646 --> 00:16:17,417
Maybe...
493
00:16:17,418 --> 00:16:19,904
maybe we don't have
throw away the picture.
494
00:16:20,224 --> 00:16:23,185
Just refocus it a little.
495
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,975
(both chuckle)
496
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,809
Lug nut. Tire iron.
497
00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:35,153
Flugel hammer. Pigeon door.
498
00:16:35,178 --> 00:16:37,404
These are all nonsense words to me.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
499
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:39,584
Yeah, well, I don't know
what I'm doing here, either.
500
00:16:39,609 --> 00:16:41,788
Am I so incapable of
spending a night alone
501
00:16:41,813 --> 00:16:45,037
(straining) that I had to come
over here and create all this drama?
502
00:16:45,062 --> 00:16:47,068
No wonder Mitchell wanted
to get away from me.
503
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,654
- (door opens)
- Hello?
504
00:16:48,679 --> 00:16:50,350
Oh! Hey, well, thank you, Manny,
505
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:53,010
for letting me tighten
that last wheel screw.
506
00:16:53,035 --> 00:16:55,529
Maybe next week you could
teach me how to street punch?
507
00:16:55,554 --> 00:16:57,498
Yeah. Sure!
508
00:16:57,551 --> 00:16:58,857
Wow.
509
00:16:58,882 --> 00:17:00,951
Cam found it upstairs for me.
510
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:03,131
It's one of your mom's
dresses. Isn't that crazy?
511
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,231
I can see running it by a therapist.
512
00:17:05,256 --> 00:17:07,373
So, car looks done.
513
00:17:07,398 --> 00:17:08,803
Do you maybe want to,
514
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,536
I don't know, go get something to eat?
515
00:17:10,561 --> 00:17:13,293
Uh, sure! But I'm a little dirty.
516
00:17:13,318 --> 00:17:14,985
So? It's cute.
517
00:17:17,822 --> 00:17:19,289
(chuckles)
518
00:17:21,252 --> 00:17:22,920
A word?
519
00:17:25,047 --> 00:17:26,247
See?
520
00:17:26,890 --> 00:17:28,249
Good as...
521
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:29,672
No!
522
00:17:30,018 --> 00:17:32,720
- Oh.
- It looks like a monster ate it!
523
00:17:32,721 --> 00:17:34,188
Exactly.
524
00:17:34,189 --> 00:17:36,190
See? It tells a story.
525
00:17:36,191 --> 00:17:39,701
This burn is from when
you fought a dragon!
526
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,162
A-And these oil stains?
527
00:17:41,163 --> 00:17:42,687
Well, they're from when
you saved that 18-wheeler
528
00:17:42,712 --> 00:17:44,498
from going off a bridge.
529
00:17:44,499 --> 00:17:48,304
This is the cape of a superhero
530
00:17:48,329 --> 00:17:51,648
who's always there for people in need.
531
00:17:51,687 --> 00:17:53,648
Wow!
532
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:54,906
Fly away!
533
00:17:54,931 --> 00:17:56,699
That was so nice, Cam.
534
00:17:56,724 --> 00:17:59,086
Oh, thanks. You look better.
535
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:00,703
And your fever's gone.
536
00:18:00,728 --> 00:18:03,117
I don't know what you put
in my abuela's potion,
537
00:18:03,142 --> 00:18:06,547
but it took care of the
fever faster than ever.
538
00:18:06,572 --> 00:18:09,600
Look! It even made my teeth whiter, huh?
539
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:10,929
Oh! Wow. Look at that.
540
00:18:10,954 --> 00:18:14,561
Here I was beating myself up
because I couldn't be alone, and...
541
00:18:14,586 --> 00:18:16,570
one could argue that
everybody in this house
542
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,711
is a little better off because of it.
543
00:18:18,735 --> 00:18:21,837
Well, I lost a dress and
the house smells like smoke,
544
00:18:21,838 --> 00:18:25,371
so I wouldn't be
high-fiving myself that much.
545
00:18:41,969 --> 00:18:43,469
Ah, yes, sir?
546
00:18:45,595 --> 00:18:46,962
Right?
547
00:18:46,963 --> 00:18:47,963
(scoffs)
548
00:18:47,964 --> 00:18:50,132
Nobody keeps me on edge for 500 pages
549
00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:51,900
then decides they're just done writing.
550
00:18:51,901 --> 00:18:54,558
Either end the damn story
or don't even write it!
551
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:55,871
Yes, exactly.
552
00:18:55,872 --> 00:18:57,675
God, for a minute, I
thought I missed something.
553
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:58,800
You did.
554
00:18:58,825 --> 00:19:01,586
The chance to read a great
book on your one night alone.
555
00:19:02,284 --> 00:19:04,146
Well, at least the
steak was good, right?
556
00:19:04,147 --> 00:19:06,481
Nice cut. Perfectly cooked.
557
00:19:06,482 --> 00:19:07,583
Terrific wine.
558
00:19:07,584 --> 00:19:08,584
(laughs)
559
00:19:08,585 --> 00:19:09,985
What? What's... what's funny?
560
00:19:09,986 --> 00:19:11,253
You.
561
00:19:11,254 --> 00:19:13,675
The steak, the book,
hell, this whole trip.
562
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:15,256
You're turning into me!
563
00:19:15,258 --> 00:19:17,125
No. No. Unh-unh.
564
00:19:17,126 --> 00:19:18,527
No, no, no. Dad. No, no.
565
00:19:18,528 --> 00:19:20,062
Hey. You're turning into me.
566
00:19:20,063 --> 00:19:21,296
How?
567
00:19:21,297 --> 00:19:23,098
The fact that you stayed
with that book at all,
568
00:19:23,099 --> 00:19:25,634
which is basically a love
story between two men.
569
00:19:25,635 --> 00:19:27,603
- It's a buddy thing!
- Oh, please!
570
00:19:27,604 --> 00:19:29,304
Buddies don't find
that many opportunities
571
00:19:29,305 --> 00:19:31,039
to skinny-dip together.
572
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,507
Every time they saw a body of water,
573
00:19:32,508 --> 00:19:34,286
it was off with the pants, splash!
574
00:19:34,311 --> 00:19:35,545
Come on. You're just making it worse.
575
00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:37,412
Oh, my God! Your hands!
576
00:19:37,413 --> 00:19:38,901
That's what your spa appointment was.
577
00:19:38,926 --> 00:19:40,015
You got a manicure.
578
00:19:40,016 --> 00:19:42,270
It's because Gloria said
that my hands were too rough.
579
00:19:42,295 --> 00:19:43,752
It was her idea.
580
00:19:43,753 --> 00:19:45,379
Considerate... that's me.
581
00:19:45,404 --> 00:19:47,059
Running from your family...
582
00:19:47,084 --> 00:19:48,481
that's me.
583
00:19:51,928 --> 00:19:53,668
Yeah, yeah.
584
00:19:55,198 --> 00:19:56,832
Ah, I guess it's possible
585
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:58,950
that we both moved...
586
00:19:59,388 --> 00:20:00,973
to the center a little.
587
00:20:00,998 --> 00:20:03,161
Yeah, well, it makes sense.
588
00:20:03,186 --> 00:20:05,550
It definitely makes
things easier between us.
589
00:20:05,575 --> 00:20:07,376
A little less distance.
590
00:20:07,377 --> 00:20:08,510
Yeah.
591
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:09,645
Yeah.
592
00:20:09,646 --> 00:20:12,457
Uh, hey, um... here's
a... it's a crazy thought.
593
00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:14,739
There's... there's something
old us could never do
594
00:20:14,764 --> 00:20:17,228
without tears and screaming
595
00:20:17,253 --> 00:20:20,424
that I think new us
might be able to handle.
596
00:20:20,449 --> 00:20:22,177
It might help me out at home,
597
00:20:22,202 --> 00:20:24,076
you know, if... if you're game.
598
00:20:24,994 --> 00:20:27,300
Lead with your elbow.
599
00:20:27,511 --> 00:20:29,027
Shift your weight.
600
00:20:29,432 --> 00:20:31,067
Follow through.
601
00:20:31,668 --> 00:20:33,832
- That's not bad.
- No, it wasn't good, but I'm not crying
602
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:36,125
and you haven't called me
"missy", so let's keep going.
603
00:20:36,150 --> 00:20:39,285
♪ ♪
604
00:20:46,909 --> 00:20:48,567
(voice breaking) They had no choice.
605
00:20:55,697 --> 00:20:58,432
The light turns red when
you put something on it,
606
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,261
green when the hook is free.
607
00:21:00,263 --> 00:21:02,630
- I call it a Smart Hook.
- So smart.
608
00:21:02,655 --> 00:21:03,826
I got the idea...
609
00:21:03,851 --> 00:21:05,074
- when I was in a parking garage.
- Uh-huh.
610
00:21:05,099 --> 00:21:06,592
- You know those little lights...
- Oh, God, Dad. No, don't look.
611
00:21:06,617 --> 00:21:08,155
- Don't look.
- What are they doing here?
612
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:09,671
They're not gonna want to
have brunch with us, are they?
613
00:21:09,672 --> 00:21:11,940
They can't! This is our day!
614
00:21:11,941 --> 00:21:14,654
- You think they see us?
- Hmm.
615
00:21:14,679 --> 00:21:15,911
Just keep walking.
616
00:21:15,912 --> 00:21:17,212
No sudden movements.
617
00:21:17,213 --> 00:21:20,415
The site maps say
there's another café...
618
00:21:20,416 --> 00:21:22,054
- My book.
- Leave it!
619
00:21:22,079 --> 00:21:24,836
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